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Heidi Montag recently revealed to Playboy (on which she graces the September cover) that she used to look at the magazine in order to figure out the best way of going about her boob job. Oh good, we were worried that the interview accompanying Heidi’s Playboy spread wouldn’t be hard-hitting. Now we can rest easy.
In an interview conducted by husband Spencer Pratt, Heidi says, “When I was shopping for my boobs, I wanted the best, so I sat down and flipped through a bunch of Playboys.” Heidi continued, “I plan to get a few more upgrades… I’m sure as I get older I’ll need some touch-ups.” Besides her breast implants, Montag also has had a nose job. Over the years, we imagine she’s going to need the type of surgery that keeps one’s face from moving at all so that the world can never know how she really feels about being married to Spencer Pratt.
Heidi Montag continued, “I think I want to go bigger on my boobs for [Spencer].”
Not that Spencer’s complaining. Pratt chimed in, “I wanted to shut down production after every outfit change [at the photo shoot] so I could enjoy [Heidi] all to myself.”
As for the fact that everyone hates her and her husband, Heidi Montag is confident that that means they’re doing something right. Said Montag, “If they aren’t hating on you, then you’re not doing anything right. If women aren’t jealous of you, talking about you and cutting you down, then you’re a nerd, and I would never want to be that.”
We guess the devoutly religious Heidi has been catching up on her bible studies. She probably just recently got to the part where Jesus explains the dangers of ever coming across as likable and good, as it surely means you’re a nerd.