purple-magazine-coverOn one hand, Lindsay Lohan posing like Jesus Christ is sacrilegious and appalling.

On the other, it’s understandable. After all, think of how many times this unemployed actress has

heard her name associated with the son of God:

Jesus Christ, Lindsay Lohan is insane!

Jesus Christ, Lindsay Lohan is thin!

Jesus Christ, Lindsay Lohan is desperate for attention!

Can you really blame the train wreck, therefore, for making like this figure on the cover of French fashion magazine Purple? Check it out: