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That isn’t the number of red carpets Kim Kardashian stood on this month, nor is it the number of takes it took her and Ray J to get their sex tape just right. It is isn’t even the number of birthday parties this talentless celeb threw for herself in preparation for a milestone.

Instead, it’s the age Kim turns today.

Indeed, the reality star started to celebrate the big day last week, attending parties in her honor on back-to-back nights in Las Vegas and New York City. She then received a date with a douchebag as an early present.

The Hollywood Gossip would like to wish one of our most polarizing figures a very happy birthday, we’d like to encourage readers to send Kim a message and we’d like to honor her huge boobs with the following montage: