joanna-krupa-2nd-annual-celebrity-poker-tournament-beneffitting-the-urban-health-institute-1ezzxdA few months ago, Joanna Krupa was just another beautiful super model.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

But then the Polish native appeared on Dancing with the Stars, posed topless for PETA – and really drew the ire of the Catholic Church by covering her naked body with a crucifix.

Krupa’s defense of this controversial ad? God agrees with me.

With The Big Guy already on her side, birthday wishes from anyone else would likely pale in comparison. Still, we encourage readers to send in comments to Krupa today, as she turns 31.