albaShe might never win an Oscar, but Jessica Alba has a few things going for her:

1. She’s a fantastic mother to adorable daughter Honor.
2. Chinese women really want to look like her.
3. Her naked body is more desirable than that of Christina Aguilera.

Alba turns 29 today and we’d like to send the actress the very best of wishes. Won’t you do the same?

Also, Saddam Hussein would have turned 73 today, but we totally helped kill that guy. USA! USA!