gisele-bundchen-post-baby-1You know, I have had quite enough of Miss Perfect Bundchen.

Goddess-like gorgeousness, modeling career that has opened every door in the world for her, married to the All-American Quaterback, a less than 20 pound pregnancy weight gain and now a pain-free labor and delivery.I.Hate.Her.

It “wasn’t painful, not even a little bit,” the supermodel, 29, said in an interview with the Brazilian TV show “Fantastico.” “The whole time, my head was so focused — every contraction, the baby is closer, the baby is closer. So, it wasn’t like, ‘Oh, what pain.’ It was, ‘With every contraction, he is getting closer to me.’ “

Bndchen — who had a water birth on December 8 at the Boston condo she shares with her husband, quarterback Tom Brady, 32 — also didn’t use serious pain medication.

“I wanted to be conscious and present for what was happening,” she said. “I didn’t want to be anesthetized. I wanted to feel.”

Her recovery was also remarkably quick. “The second day, I was walking, I was washing dishes, I was making pancakes in the kitchen,” she said with a laugh.