audrina-patridge-pantsuit-4The Hills star Audrina Patridge appears in the new issue of Ralph magazine. As expected, the California girl dons little or no clothing on the cover or inside.

Little else needs to be said in all honesty.

Ralph terms her Queen of The Hills, which implies Ralph doesn’t watch the show, as Audrina is kind of useless. Then again, that actually speaks well of Ralph.

Either this racy photo shoot was a direct ripoff of Maxim’s topless spread of Audrina last September, or Ralph and Maxim have the same parent company.

We could look that up right now, as we are in possession of a working Internet connection, but we really don’t care, and imagine you aren’t interested either.