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They say hell hath no fury like a woman’s scorn, and Anne Heche seemed to prove that statement during her interview on the “Late Show with David Letterman” last night (August 26).

The “Six Days and Seven Nights” actress was asked a question about her ex-husband Coley Laffoon, and she didn’t spare any of the details concerning her opinion of him.

Heche quipped, “Can you say ‘lazy a**’ on TV?” followed by, “No, no, no.  That’s terrible.” And she was just getting started.

As for what Laffoon does for a living, Anne speculated, “He goes out to the mailbox and he opens up the little mailbox door and goes, ‘Oh! I got a check from Anne! Oh! I got a check from Anne! Yay!’ “

She continued, “I think he wants to coach soccer right about now. It’s funny because you can’t quite let go of the ex. He wants me to come and watch him run around in his little white shorts playing soccer.  Honestly, I don’t want to come to rehearsal and watch you run around in your tight shorts like trying to pretend you know how to play soccer. I divorced you! I don’t want to hang around with you Thursdays and Saturdays and maybe on Sunday.”