hardbatclassic

Here’s Anna Kournikova showing some of her delicious cleavage at the HardBat Classic VIP after Party. Funny that they’d name the event after my member. I should sue or at least have gotten invited so I can share my Hardbat Classic with Anna?! Sorry, I know that was lame, but when I see Anna my brain turns into mush.

Jesus! Anna Kournikova sure knows how to make her way through a crowd. Here she is with her twat boyfriend Enrique Iglesias enjoying a little tennis during the Sony Ericsson Open. I could make all kinds of jokes about her sweet ‘Tennis Balls’ but I think that her boobs deserve a little more respect than that, I mean look at them, I want to impregnate them. I know that’s an impossibility but I’d sure like to try.